I know I shouldnt do this
But I cant help it
Im a fiend
Lotion and magazines is what Im left wit
I step witout my pride
To the toilet
And laced my palm wit honey and almond
But suddenly the phone rings
And its K.B.
Pussy just came through
Some for him and some for me
Hell yeah, Ill be there to help you fuck em
Get em drunk, get em high
Pull they titties out and suck em



Dont rush em
We bout to fuck these hoes, man, no question
Just bring yo ass on
Because they already buzzin
And lovin
My hospitality, I put it down
I got a quarter pound o weed
And a big thing o Crown
Shit, my dick hard now
Just lookin at these bitches
Wit these big soft asses and these nice round titties
While you gigglin
You best to hurry yo as the fuck up
Im bout one second away
>From crackin this fuckface up



No need for rest haven these hoes
Lets show em what they pussy made fo
Lets me and you lay in these hoes
And show em what they pussy made fo
No need for us savin theses hoes
Lets show em what they pussy made fo
Lets leave without payin these hoes
And show em what they pussy made fo



Man, just let em know Im comin in bout 25 minutes
And get they pussy ready cuz Im finna dive in it
I hear em talkin loud in the background, hollerin
Tell em dont get too drunk and keep they pussy lips smilin



These hoes wildin
But still I got em under control
Impatiently, waitin for some dick thats swole
They just some horny ass bitches that love to fuck
Tellin me how they suck dick and swallow the nut
(They gobble it up?)
I thought I told ya bout one of these hoes
That put my foot inside her pussy
Then took it out and sucked my toes
Yo, dont forget to stop and get some fuckin Dunk ems
(What?) Condoms, you forget dem nigga we got a problem

[Devin}

That aint no problem, man
You know we must cover our bones
Zoom zoom bust in the room
Get bout two and Im gone
And as soon as I get there
Im gonna spit some game to her
Get the pussy so quick
You think I already knew her
We bout to fuck these hoes





Finally, at last, Devin showed up
And the first thing this muthafucka said was



What the fuck is this thick neck big bitch here
Man I shoulda bought a 16 ounce beer
Say big hoss you fucked over me dog
I thought we was cool
How in the hell we gonna get
These two big bitches in the pool



(Ha ha ha) You fool
Stop trippin and just take ya clothes off
Cuz all pussy feel the same when the lights go off



Man thats too much ??
For just one fuck
And Ill pass
You cant even tell the difference
Tween they stomach and they ass
Stretch marks on they titties like a road map
Hoe slapped on some Maybeline



But she keep her navel clean
And at least these hoes big and cute
Not big and fucked up
You den fucked a skinny, ugly ass hoe
So nigga whats up
Who give a fuck if you fuck these broads
Nobody knows
So just drank and smoke this dank
And lets fuck these hoes



Show em what they pussy made for